I could go all Sherlock Holmes on you and try to figure it out. You say we work together. That narrows it down. And you know me. Narrows it down even more. Should I keep going or should I be kind and say my ex-boyfriend used to be one of my employees?
See, you've already failed at the detective thing. You're assuming everything I've said is completely true. I could have made it all up. Total lies. And that was STILL past tense. EX boyfriend. Used to be. All in the past.
You must not read the gossip pages. My boyfriend outed himself as the Arrow and then died in jail. We didn't break up because we had sex in the storeroom.
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