Open RP Post

[aucourant]

[ Give me a starter, a prompt, or just a blank top level. Anything goes. ]

Comments

[aucourant]

Not meeting me has nothing to do with it. That could be for any number of reasons. The better question would be WHY you do those things on purpose. I couldn't even begin to guess, since as you've said, I've only known you drunk. There's always a reason, though

[mostlyajerk]

People are idiots. I prefer not to deal with them more than necessary. Whenever I make exceptions, it doesn't end well. I've analysed the data and at this point it seems less time consuming to not even try.

[aucourant]

Hey, being burned like that isn't fun for anyone. But is it really worth it to be so alone? Sure, they might not quite meet your expectations, but come on. Isolating yourself like that? That, my friend, leads to very bad places.

[mostlyajerk]

Oh, I know. I've thought about becoming a supervillain, seems like it would be entertaining. Fiction has taught me that that's what happens with mistreated geniuses.

[aucourant]

Don't do it. No one looks good in that much lycra.

[mostlyajerk]

Is there some supervillain = lycra clause that I'm not aware of?