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Connor || Trust Me ([personal profile] aucourant) wrote2016-06-28 11:51 am
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aucourant: (Well duh)

[personal profile] aucourant 2016-07-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Probability! Chances! Statistically speaking, you have to have at least one positive, attractive attribute beyond nimble fingers and no gag reflex.
mostlyajerk: (win)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-07-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
According to most I've brain, body, hair, face, then I strike out at personality.
aucourant: (Totally work related)

[personal profile] aucourant 2016-07-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna have to hit a big ol' buzzer on that one. WRONG! Cause, see, from where I'm sitting, all I get is your personality. You could have a whole Skarsgard thing going on for all I know. But all I see is what's behind all that right now. The beauty of text. And so far, I'm still here, aren't I?
mostlyajerk: (little shit)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-07-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm drunk, it's past three and I'm feeling openly self-depreciating, maybe that just neutralises it. For all you know.
aucourant: (Not mine)

[personal profile] aucourant 2016-07-04 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Nope. Nope. See, I'm a master of human behavior. I've gotta be. My job depends on it. And you, my friend, do not have a personality that would drive people away. That is, unless you're doing things on purpose. Which I could only tell if I knew you in person. Which I don't.
mostlyajerk: (if you say so)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-07-04 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're a people person now.

Maybe I do things on purpose. Not meeting you in person would help with that, preemptively.
aucourant: (Totally work related)

[personal profile] aucourant 2016-07-04 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not meeting me has nothing to do with it. That could be for any number of reasons. The better question would be WHY you do those things on purpose. I couldn't even begin to guess, since as you've said, I've only known you drunk. There's always a reason, though
mostlyajerk: (win)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-07-04 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
People are idiots. I prefer not to deal with them more than necessary. Whenever I make exceptions, it doesn't end well. I've analysed the data and at this point it seems less time consuming to not even try.
aucourant: (Confidence is key)

[personal profile] aucourant 2016-07-04 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, being burned like that isn't fun for anyone. But is it really worth it to be so alone? Sure, they might not quite meet your expectations, but come on. Isolating yourself like that? That, my friend, leads to very bad places.
mostlyajerk: (little shit)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-07-04 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know. I've thought about becoming a supervillain, seems like it would be entertaining. Fiction has taught me that that's what happens with mistreated geniuses.
aucourant: (Snack game strong)

[personal profile] aucourant 2016-07-04 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't do it. No one looks good in that much lycra.
mostlyajerk: (into it)

[personal profile] mostlyajerk 2016-07-04 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Is there some supervillain = lycra clause that I'm not aware of?
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